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Jessica. 17. California. INFP.
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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

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charizard:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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"I’m Like A Lawyer" lyric snapchats

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blackveilbirds:

what a surprise derek is creeping around the school AGAIN

i bet the teachers don’t even care anymore

"didn’t this guy graduate like 10 years ago?"

"yeah but his entire family died in a fire so we just kind of let him stay"

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